Here Is Everything You Could Buy With All the Money Mike Bloomberg Has Spent Running for President

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Mike Bloomberg, an oligarch, has poured truckloads of his roughly $61.5 billion fortune into cosplaying as a presidential candidate. According to estimates released this week, Bloomberg has spent somewhere around $300 million in ads, $3.3 million in polling, $300,000 and up salaries for senior advisers, and $750,000 in travel costs. That’s a lot of fucking money!\n

One cannot just buy a private island without also staffing it with their own private militia, especially as global sentiments turn against the extremely wealthy! $47,458,614: One Ticket to Mars and Space X Stock

When climate change rendered by your oligarch friends render the ocean too acidic, and Tahiti too hot and tempestuous to comfortably live in, I’d recommend Bloomberg book himself a flight on Elon Musk’s Space X shuttle to Mars, which he claims will eventually cost less than $500,000.This is perfect, as Bloomberg could easily spend your remaining $46,900,000 on stock in the company, which might guarantee him a particularly comfortable pad in the bio-sphere.

 

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I don’t think he cares to be honest - it’s all about getting Trump out of office. Good on him. TrumpIsCorrupt

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