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In a bipartisan effort to console constituents after it failed to pass a new stimulus package, the U.S. Congress announced Monday it had sent more than 40 million boxes of saltwater taffy from the island of St. Thomas to those Americans at risk of eviction without an extension of jobless benefits.
MsAnthropissd Why How about a stimulus check instead?😡
Damn you guys got me this time, shit. I dunno, I read the headline and rolled my eyes and when I realized, it was all too late.
I wish!
Take your pick. Death by diabetes or death by kidney stones! 😂
Hope they didn't use USPS... And I really hope my box gets here before I get evicted 🙏
“feel free to choke on them.” Love, congress
I see your taffy, and in return, 5 lb bags of sugar free haribo gummies. Heheheh
This is too considerate. It will be an expired bag of those orange circus peanuts, from Dollar General.
Omg elaanfaun
It’s about dang time.
You mean the Republican controlled Senate. The House is coming back to cancel Postmaster General Louis DeJoy and return him to sender.
mrgipson 🤤
Sweet !
this would be objectively better than what they're actually doing
Awe... they actually do care☺️
Not inaccurate
And paper towels.
SJBSchu We don’t have healthcare! Our teeth will rot.
so funny... 😎
I wish ):
fake newd
I’ll take it
Haven't had any in years. PLEASE i want some
I am okay with Congress sending me Saltwater Taffy while they are vacation. However, each congressperson MUST send me a 5 pound bag per day they are on vacation.
I didn't get any
_cingraham I can’t believe Pelosi flubbed the optics so bad. Why did she let them leave in first place? Could have had the August newscycle to themselves. Republicans vacation while America gets evicted and loses extra UI.
That’s a fair trade
Susan_Hennessey 😂🤣
That would be better than the nothing that we did get
Look if the unemployed don't like saltwater taffy why don't they just buy 40 million boxes of other candy?
Sounds excellent
*paid* vacation
I’m down with this
Hope DeJoy didn't lick it 1st
Yo fucking send me that shit
JordanUhl LindseyGrahamSC SenatorTimScott You two refusing to help people struggling with COVID, the pandemic, & holding out on sending me my taffy?
Sweet
Susan_Hennessey Republicans are saying “Let then eat candy”. GOP HouseGOP SenateGOP Taffy won’t pay the bills.
AKAPrimulas The heroes we need 👍
It’s the thought that counts. 😌
Remember half of us will be evicted so we’ll never receive it.
Keep the mint flavored. Gimme the Peanut Butter!
AngelaLovesNY They sent me all black licorice flavor 🤢
Steve Mannequin-man announces the taffy 🍬 should last 10 weeks.
Well, it can be assured that USPS will lose it.
Do the boxes have a nostalgic beach scene on them? If not I’ll send it back.
Probably all black licorice flavor too.
Along with letters suggesting the unemployed consider trading Saltwater Taffy commodities on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange.
That'd be more than they gave us now lol
My box must be lost in the mail. USPSsabotage
They're all from Nancy's dual pantries.
JordanUhl Hope they didn't send it through the Post Office.
Yo they better have got lemon-lime
Saltwater taffies 😋
Underrated treet
You guys have been on a roll of late.
The cinnamon ones make me wanna die
And then takes away their dental plans.
They're all bastards but I'm not mad anymore.
I've got nothing against this.
DUDEEEEEEEEEEEE
red_fisher 😂
Nice, what flavors?
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