SAN FRANCISCO—Unfolding an yellowing, wrinkled paper containing the names of every known card’s location, NBA star LeBron James set out on a quest Wednesday to hunt down the owners of rare rookie cards that contain fragments of his soul.
“I will travel to every corner of the Earth until I find each of these cards. I will play for every team in the NBA if I must. This has been a 17-year journey—I nearly died trying to retrieve the last one from the vault of Kim Jong-Un’s mountain top retreat, but I’m determined to see it through. I will never be the greatest ever until I am whole.
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Another example of someone on the left selling off their soul a bit at a time. That's how we got from 'Trump can't win' to 'Killing a Trump supporter is justifiable because they're all racists'. TheOnionSucks
That can't be good.
Is this the Space Jam 2 plot?
He’s a dark wizard I knew it. Slytherin.
Voldebron? 😐😅😂
i burn them
McWholesome
I’m told once you collect them all you unlock the portal to 6 rings and goat status. Keep chasing MJ
all the tarot cards said the same thing. the success of the soul depends on the hoop not the ball.
He keeps all the people’s LeBron James fortune cookies in his jar
Nike bought em’ all for a billion
Theyre his horcruxes
Burn them!
cc, tylerwdwyer 😂🧐
I'd watch this version of Harry Potter
I guess he really is built different
I’m a leborn hater but this is stupid
twetchdat
I'm sure the Chinese government in in possession of them.
Not gonna lie sounds like a good plot to a movie.
It is believed that more than 100 people each year die to the various species of box jellyfish.