CRAWFORD COUNTY, IN—Noting the stark differences between country and city life, rural resident Pat McCalahan confirmed Friday that he has to travel more than two miles from where he lives to hear his nearest neighbors having sex.
“It’s not like in Chicago or New York where your neighbors are right on the other side of a wall while they’re doing it,” said McCalahan, who lives alone on five acres of land and whose closest neighbors, should he need to get in touch with them while they’re making love, are over in the next township, down a highway, and up a long driveway, with their bedroom located at the far end of their house.
He was probably measuring the relative distance wife/wifi.
As a rural resident, I know that struggle 😂🤣😅
'I was not expecting this sort of inconvenience when I bought this farm and moved out here. Definitely reconsidering selling and moving back to the city.'
I envy him.
Should have grown pumpkins instead.
So that’s why he’s out of breath…
That’s nothing. When I was a teenager I had to walk 6 miles to the lake, swim 11 miles, then climb and descend a 6,405 ft mountain just to see the house where the nearest woman USED to live
goals but at the same not. Actual goal is to work on the road and live in the north in the summer and the south in the winter, autumn, and end of spring.
Most nights he just heads out to the barn to voyeur.
Being a sicko takes dedication
Very considerate of him to bring them a pie.
Life really is a lot more simple outside the city
People forget how tough rural life can be.
Number one bullshit.
Good neighbors are hard to come by.
I prefer getting woken up at 7am on a Thursday by our upstairs neighbors
Not much different to suburbia
The impressive thing though is that his nearest neighbor is 4 miles away.
Which is why he bought a drone.
Bit creepy. Now I've got to worry about a man in a cornfield? 😱😱
Well yeah, listening to the horses doing it just don't cut it some lonely nights...😔
But so worth it.
Same
Does look le his right hand is missing