Greta Thunberg sailed to North America on a 60ft racing yacht to avoid flying.
Ask Soros
Damn, I hope she does not stay! But Soros will provide private jet no doubt lol...
Probably first class
Container ship
She needs smacking
She doesn't need. Environment needs her
I find this disturbing at different levels, where are her parents? why isn't she GretaThunberg in school,like she should be at her age? Doesn't she get that she will not be causing those emissions, she will only be taking a seat in a plane that will fly with or without her
Wake up there is the real climate problem 🙄🙄
Daddy will put her on a bloody airplane of course.
fly
Her personal jet fleet of course 😈
Tell her that a Boeing 747-9 gets ~102MPG.
Swim? Or carried on the backs of Dolphins no doubt....
Start swimming. She can’t fly because the whole world will be watching her carbon footprint.
The little tyke can always swim.
SHE SHOULD CATCH A THOMAS COOK FLIGHT
Go get the KON TIKI from the museum..........
She could always walk or how about a wooden glider?
Hope she has strong arms....
Oh no worry, she can use the £83,000 she got from her “alternative Nobel” to buy a nice little first class ticket back.
She has her pink unicorn, that farts only roses.
If she doesn't leave soon... might Deported!
Hot air balloon. Hmm is that environmentally friendly
🤬
Make her walk
That is right!
Swim
Nobody cares
Start walking
Use her thumb. Might take a few decades, by which time she could “grow up”, and find out that “ at worlds ends” is where the Pirates go, to The Caribbean. So forget her anxieties. It’s a movie script. Just like “the day after tomorrow “ and 2012”. It’s 2019 now, ur still ok, girl
Should be easy.
Swim?
Fly
Crowd funding?
By hot air balloon. It wouldn't even need any propellant. GretaThurnberg UNGA
Hmm. That makes her a school delinquent. What's the punishment?
Private Jet it's smaller so it uses less fuel and that's her story and her Mum and Dad are sticking to it but only after she's made another $ Million selling her Snake Oil to the willful Child Abusers
Certainty won’t be with the aid of Thomas cook
Ask your mate George Soros how to get back to Sweden!
Swimming would be a good start. Without a support boat
Walk on water ?
Swim- carbon neutral
On her broomstick?
To save the planet she should just stay where ever she is. Simples!
By plane
Stupid is as stupid does.
We all know how she's getting home. The same way Emma Thompson gets around.
On the backs of artic geese farting rainbows eh? GretaThunberg or maybe....
Swim back as you like
Who bloody cares
On a private jet with carbon offsets by EltonJohn
If she really hates fossil fuel to fly her country, she should also boycott social media uses as it's servers run on the electricity that is produced by burning a fuel to emit gases into the environment. She's very active on Social Media having more than 5.5K tweets! Batteries
Oh geez. The poor luv. Completely gullible & used for activist reasons which she’ll understand clearly in 10 or so year. I wish you well Greta. You’ll need it
Leave her alone. At 16 she has done very well. Good on her. However I don't think that she will have the real deep science to know all the facts.
Seek asylum in the US 😂
Oh well, the $46 million a year she makes might help her find a private island she can hand paddle to and live off the grid
By force would be good
On her broomstick
Make a raft out of discarded plastic bottles, a sail out of bin bags, fill it will all the hot air you and yours spout and away you go......
She should cycle - walk - swim
Yes come on Greta do tell
ON A BROOMSTICK🇹🇭🇺🇸🇦🇺just saying!
She's not that cleaver. How can people listen to her.
Fired from a cannon? 🤔
Start swimming Greta. The price you have to pay for your Virtue Signalling
Swim?
On Eltons private jet but its ok Eltons going to off set the carbon emissions by planting a rose bush in his garden.
Who cares
But she can walk on water!
Taking a flight is not the point. A child is now growing up to be a strong voice to remind everyone in power & control that larger audience can be mobilized & support can be generated. Thats important. Few would always be busy figuring out whatever is imp for them. Uber OMG.
How about doing a story on the manipulative adults who are pushing a vulnerable child with obvious mental challenges into such a situation that just travelling home will become a huge issue ? Perhaps that is a real story
Oh Sh*t, did she book a return flight on Thomas cook? 👀
I bet Swedes are gutted.
I don't give a fuck
Don’t bother, Sweden will be underwater soon
swim
Great...now face the consequences as the attention-seekung adult you really want to be.
She is a child who wants to be an adult but has no clue how to be. Clearly shown here. Wants attention and looks sulky and petulant when she doesn't get it. Parents should be slapped. Put her back in school and tell her to learn how to have opinions based on more than emotion.
Guys have some respect for her. She sailed from europe to New York none of us would have the balls to do that. She is investing her entire life for the planet
Who really cares, bet whatever way it is she will rely on fossil fuel to get there
The same way you came?...👽
Scooter!!!
Astral travel
Maybe a canoe made form bamboo? No fossil fuels used that way
Who is sponsoring her? Follow the money
I vote for catapult.
Where are the handlers?
Someone buy her a 1-way ticket.
Call uncle GeorgeSoros
Her and all the crew will fly back to their respective homes.
SHIT! SHE IS COMING TO CHILE 🇨🇱! I thought I was safe! SHIT!
Somebody give GretaThunberg a row boat. If she takes any type of motorized vehicle, on land, sea, or in air, she will be the BIGGEST hypocrite in the world! Except whomever has pushed this poor girl into this mess should be the ones rowing.
Try a hot air balloon, she has no shortage of hot air
Calm down. Your going to have a heart attack before the global warming gets you!
By coracle. She could then join that other diminutive rat Reepicheep in Aslan’s country!
And I thought she had everything ALL figured out. The girl should be in school & not being brainwashed by fanatics promoting the end of the world scenarios.
Swim. Biotch
Maybe just call mommy and daddy and say yikes you have totally fucked me up. This climate change crap is total crap.
Swimming 🏊♀️🤔
Oh, come on. Somebody will give her a ride home.
As long as its as quickly and as quietly as possible, I need a break
I suspect by private plane
Build the wall
Shame using this poor baby
Deportation.
She won't return shell stay here as an illegal and get the good life.
No worry mam....surrender yourself....then they will deport you... FREE...
I wonder how may emissions were released building that big ass sailboat? She should sail her ass over to China and give them the same speech.
Another asylum seeker.
swim?
And she has a crack at US for not planning for the future ! This little prat hasn’t even planned a return journey Oh, this is just becoming too funny
Flap your arms real fast since aircraft is one of the causes of climate change
Just one more illegal migrant in nyc
What about this girl’s education and her personal future?
FFS really pathetic journalism.
Hot air balloon
And a billion Swedes take to the streets rejoicing !
She run out of £1,000,000 yachts?
it seems to me alone that Greta is crazy! not?
Hot air balloon. She has all the fuel she needs for a trip back.
In an apple box.
Wouldn't it have been far simpler to just remain at home, and make her speeches via video
New Zealand Prime Minister on the way to save this Mentally Ill girl
I’ve wondered about this. I’m sure she wouldn’t relish another bumpy boat ride. But I’m sure Sir Elton could lend her his plane and then “pay the carbon offsets” (as with the Sussexes)-whatever that means. I suspect it’s just a con, by which rich ppl make themselves feel better.
It’s ok, I believe she can walk on water, shouldn’t take too long. Her retinue will fly of course.
Catapult i hope
Pogo stick!
Better call in and preach China. Then India. Good luck.
Swim!!!
Refuses to use a plane, but was happy to use the boat which cause much more pollution? Amazing.
on her ego?
Where in the hell are this kids parents?
Trying walking. Think of our climate.
Because “in a 747” won’t go down well so “ I don’t know” is best for now
Walk, thats her next big miracle....
She must walk or it’s all a sham
What is happening to this girl is child abuse.
Travel Agent can help
Oh well never mind delusional little child
Well how do we usually deport people to Sweden?
She’s stuck in her own propaganda.
She can predict the weather but she can't plan ahead how she'll return from vacation? This gives one pause for thought regarding her impassioned speech yesterday.
On foot or swimming?
Who cares 😴😴😴
She should walk or ride in s buggy , WALK CANT HAVE HORSE FARTS
Is she a good swimmer? or will she b seeking asylum?
On her broomstick perhaps
psychotic girl
The sooner the better would be my advice. Look at all her childhood that she’s missing out on. 😩
She could Skype from her bedroom 💁♀️
get a paddle boat.
Oh.. is she not going to try her bullshit in China
We'll all be watching
Swim or walk
Swim
Do not solar boats and planes exist yet? They may not be mainstream but I am sure there are like 1 or 2 prototype models lying around somewhere and if not? They could always be invented. We humans do have those powers in us you know?
Plane possibly or perhaps a boat ?
She looks like she baths in toxic waste.
pulpyfictorious Surely can’t burn any fuel , buy a blow up matress maybe ?🤣🤣
Some very cretinous comments on here. Let me know how you’re all doing in 25 yrs😘
Such a loaded comment. Remind me to exclude you from my feed...as I have done from my shopping basket
gavinholms1 read these comments
Swim!
Isn’t this creature supposed to be in school?
Hope the boat sinks
Child abuse?
Shoot her out of a cannon. They do that to clowns all the time.
If she chisels out a space in this log it becomes a boat, that’s how our ancestors did it before the invention of electricity, so better get started it may take a while
Lots of rude comments against a child. Sad. She will be helped. And hope it’s soon. Terrible how much of this young lady’s intelligence scares the weak and small minded people. Unfortunate.
I get the plane boycott, but the truth is we as a society rely too much on air transportation to walk away to the point flights get canceled for lack of passengers. So if the plane is going to fly any way - I say jump on it and focus on the other battles of which there are many.
I don't know...... maybe she could water ski behind dolphins!!!
Sweden no longer exists!!! It’s been incinerated and you laugh!!!!
A wooden kayak is her only option. But even then, she killed a tree to make that kayak so she's stuck. Enjoy Trump.
By private jet
Thomas Cook?.
The amount of people willing to mock this girl for fighting and sacrificing for what she truly believes in is astounding.
Bus? 😁
Let’s pay to fly her to China and see how they like her act.
She looks like she smells like Quorn mince
Maybe she wants in to USA on free ride also. She didn't get here on her own or did she...the plot thickens.
why should she! she's a scientist not a travel agent! Her speciality is Global warming
Where’s the boat she arrived on ?
She could always walk. That’s eco friendly.
FedEx?
How about this? It's green because it runs on 100% natural dilithum crystals
Isn't NYC a sanctuary city?
Giant glass bottle 🙄
Swim
Sometimes you can just see faces to much on here
Triathlon?
Broomstick 🧹?
Doesnt fancy the boat again then
Greta should walk back to Sweden to avoid making any Emission .... if she is true to her thoughts
It’s carbon free
If your hands looks like this at 16, you’ve got more to worry about than if the oceans are going to rise by 0.01cm
Swim
And how exactly is she going to get to Chile Donkey?
damn imagine shit talking a child in the twitter comments smh
Try swimming
Téléportation
On a plane might be easiest
Swimmies.
Poor girl. At first they brainwashed her.. then she cannot even fly.. Shame on them..shame on them...
Thomas ?
It's okay Trump will deport her..
And also how totally depressing to see people over double this child’s age in this thread joining in in the bullying. Just whipping up meanness and hatred. Congratulations anoth low.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dear god, stop with the pointless Greta Thunnerg digs. It’s just bullying you sad excuse for print journalism.
On that carbon plane
Hot air balloon, she could fuckin fill it with her own breath all the way.
Surely this modern day Messiah can walk on water, or at the very least part the seas? No problem for her and her cult following.
Forward planning is a wonderful thing kid. You learn that in the grown ups world.
GretaThunberg have you considered carbon offsetting flights? Congrats on everything you are doing by the way.
Better not be on a plane or boat that burns fossil fuel.
Same way she left.
Toxic comments under this, ew.
Should have thought about this before going? But she is only 16 so maybe doesn't look into the future.
In a straight jacket after her latest outburst I expect
Oops ☹️
I hate her her voice is annoying and she is so petty “how dare you take away my dreams and childhood” like honestly do one u had ur 5 minutes of fame 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
You say she is travelling to Mexico City then on to Chile by car & bus, well they dont give out any imitations do they ! Hypocrisy at it's best, whatever next ? a total ban on Farting .
By plane? Oh wait...
She knows.
No wonder she's in tears.
Catapult
😂😂😂лохи танцуют ламбаду..
Oh no was she booked on a tc flight
With a traveling pigeon. Or work and earn money for the ship. It would take too long for the plane. When did he leave, why didn't he think?
Just GO!!!
Grow wings and fly home? Seems the liberal elite think shes some kind of Mythical creature sent to mankind to save us all from death and dispair. Someone call Sinbad to save us from this child!!!!
She can swim
Can't take the plane greta it ruined your childhood dreams.
Llama!
But she has already added to the cost though, the boats crew had to take a flight back due to the trip, where as planes were already going. On the plus side am sure someone else will fly a crew out so she can sail back eco friendly.
In a straight jacket
Isn't this child abandonment on the part of her parents? 16 yrs old with Aspergers, depression...set off into the world full of strangers?!?!
Sweden breathes a collective sigh of relief.
Walk or cycle
Walk
Harrier Jet?
I would gladly buy her ticket! That's what a decent person does who stands up for something they believe in!
africaupdates
This could be comedy. Will she be like BA Baracus having to be drugged to get on a plane?
is so excited with the suspense
Walk back home. The carbon footprint will be nice and small. Young fit and healthy she'll make it.
Swimming !
So instead of her just flying, she took a boat and two people had to fly here to take the boat back 🙄
TeaPartyTrumper Wait won't fly but will be driven all over North America for the rest of the year . WHAT A JOKE
Probably by air
A wet suit and flippers are advisable, by the time she gets there, she may mature mentally, and not be such an annoying know it all brat!!
Well theres a whole fleet of aircraft currently available for hire...
She’s less hypocritical that Al Gore and the rest. I’ll say that for her.
antianti69 Shanks Pony!
Rowboat from Alaska to Siberia, then cross country by bicycle via China and Russia to advise on climate change, maybe?
Walk on water...That's what messiah's do...
Call George soros
Swim.
She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!
Try a submarine so we don’t have to see her face
Oh please 🙄 walking maybe 🤣
Can’t the messiah walk on water?
Can she swim?
Just an excuse to not return to Sweden if you ask me. 🙄 Can't really blame the misguided, brainwashed, child. Greta Thunberg should be worrying about the complete destruction of Swedish culture due to excessive immigration and not the climate hoax!
I would say probably fly back... there will be a flight heading that way I bet.. 👍🏻
Let the dnc pay
container ship
whatsinitforme Cruise ship?!
Probably best if she thinks about returning to school
She can hire out as a deckhand on a windjammer.
Fairies will take her ... zero emissions
thats what you get when youre moneymaker G. Soros is in custody no more payments for you
Swim
First class no doubt, and picked up by limousine the other end
walk
Dont worry, Elton John's already lined up to donate to make her plane journey carbon neutral 😂😂
On a private jet,with Hollywood hypocrites!
Breaststroke alternating with backstroke ?
She's destroying my dreams
on a private jet.
I’m gonna have to mute anything to do with her , what an annoying brat with an annoying face
meltdown where a person with autism or Asperger's temporarily loses control because of emotional responses to environmental factors. They aren't usually caused by one specific thing. Triggers build up until the person becomes so overwhelmed that they can't take in any more info
Well, there’s a great deal of interest in how she will do this.
Maybe she should swim- it doesn't increase CO2!!!
Theres always fuel guzzling boats? I knew she should've hit an iceberg going over
Get over it!
WELL... there’s this thing called a PLANE!
I was just going to ask whether teleportation devices are carbon neutral or whether unicorns increase greenhouse gases too much.
How about quickly....maybe rapidly...or at an accelerated pace...
Perhaps her elite backers will sort her out
Can we keep her mom?
She didn’t think this through did she? She can’t bang on about climate change then go and jump on a plane, can she? 😂
Is the political puppet capable of bipedal motion? If so, problem solved.
Poor little girl
who cares
Not like she has a choice, her media mogul parents and the international press will continue to use her until she’s out of the spotlight, at which point she’ll sink into obscurity like the Parkland kids. Sad.
On a giant Unicorn?
Who cares?
Crowd-surfing on her disciples?
Can’t Saint Greta walk on water
Hopefully we can ban her from the UK after 31st october
Walking or biking are eco-friendly choices. 😽
Ring Soros.
use a rowing boat :) lead by example
By unicycle?
Private jet ?
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