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We get some sad backstory about how Josh Whitehouse and Vanessa Hudgens are both alienated from their sick/dead/absent parents. Clearly, this will only bring them closer together. As someone who has crashed two cars and a golf cart in my 26 years of life, this looks like an adequate parking job to me, but I get the sense it isn’t.Friendly Cop from earlier isn’t so happy about the parking job, calling Vanessa Hudgens to come pick it up. She and Josh Whitehouse have a heart-to-heart about his quest, which she still doesn’t really get , but she’s encouraging .Heterosexuality is a prison.A mean redhead neighbor stops by to flirt with Josh Whitehouse, but he’s not into it.
Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Whitehouse go back to the Christmas fair, where Josh Whitehouse sword-fights a pickpocket and wins the approval of Friendly Cop, who suggests he join the force. What could be more Christmassy and romantic than enforcing the carceral state?
Wasn’t digging the fake snow since The Princess Wedding had a real winter location.
So embarrassed I watched this.
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